MPTY ZINE presents for Romania: SWITCHBLADE CHEETAH!
They play fast, they don’t sing about girls and they hate Tracy!. You don’t see them on MTV cause MTV is out of air. 1,2,3…GOOO!

MPTY ZINE:Sup Brian! For start, please tell me few words about Switchblade Cheetah… how did everything start?
Brian:Well, Gregory Lee and I had a band called Peppermint which was a Pop Cocaine Glam Rock Sugar Nose kind of a band. A real Candyland Dandy time band if you will. We Put out two e.p’s, which are long out of print. The e.p.’s were the Quiet On The Westside e.p. and The Peppermint Show e.p.
We also put out a full length album called 12 Hits From Hell. We played and played in Tallahassee and gained a pretty devoted following. However, as time went on we realized that most of the kids that came to our shows and were involved in that scene were nothing but flavor of the week fashion cunts who couldn’t tell the difference between Dee Dee Ramone and Sunny D. They only came to the shows because that’s where the kids were, not because they dug our sound. We continued playing and recording but the harder our sound got, the more our bassist turned into a pussy. His name is Kyle Raker and he is a scenester pussy cunt. As were many of the people that came to see us. So we got fed up. Plain and simple, and we decided to end Peppermint. We knew that any band we started would draw a crowd so we decided that it was time to show these kids around here that Rock N’ Roll isn’t about fashion or who you know, it’s about hatred, violence, and bloodshed. From our hatred of our surroundings is were Switchblade Cheetah was born. We were created to put a hurtin’ on pop music and show people that the blood was back.
Correct me if i’m wrong, but i know you have 2 albums… Is there anything new to come out?
Yeah, we have two full lengths. THE BONE GOSPEL and the new one TRASH SUCKIN’ HIGH HEELED SCUM. We also put out the GUNS.MONEY.BULLETS.SKULLS e.p. and some other ones including THE GUN, THE SWORD, AND THE ARM OF THE LORD, which are now out of print. The two full length albums are still available though, you can email us through www.switchbladecheetah.com and I will send anybody a copy. We will be working on some new stuff soon which promises to be our rawest, most dog fuckin’, piss suckin’ batch of crust yet. Some of the tracks will be BoneBox, Trash Suckin’ Bar Room Boys, Motorbikin’ Through Soho, and The Prometheus Complex. It’s going to be super unproduced raw garbage trash. It will be amazing. Possibly the rawest Rock N’ Roll album of the last 15 years.
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